I remember a schoolboy, dressed in baggy shorts,
That got soiled everyday without fail,
No matter what my mother had to say,
I remember coming home at around five,
To watch the new episode of Pokemon on the TV,
And the plate of Maggi I'd be given to eat,
I remember my profound hatred for Maths
And the bald dude who came one day and drove me mad,
I remember a thirteen year old boy, who had sent a writeup to his school mag,
And the fifteen year old fat guy, who took his dog for a walk,
And then at age sixteen, the moody ineffectual,
With bad grades and an acid tongue,
Lashing out at everyone within range,
The angry young man who for some reason,
Could never forget, nor forgive, nor let things be,
I remember a seventeen year old, who started to write a blog,
That has thirteen thousand views and support from near and dear ones,
I remember all this, and yet,
I don't remember the happiness I had felt,
I have changed and I don't understand,
Where I'm going or what I'm doing,
Twenty years, I've been looking in the bathroom mirror
Yet, there are days,
When I do not recognize the face staring back
The Bilge Master