My old man
he was a preacher,
And on days
he couldn't reach her,
He’d seek
solace at the bottom of a pitcher,
And go the
whole nine yards,
My first
crush was my English teacher,
She had a
daddy with a Winchester repeater,
Who couldn't stop her meeting her bloke at the theater
My sister
hails from North Carolina,
And always
wanted to marry this gangster called Tanner,
‘Cept the
sheriff shot the guy full o’ lead,
Thereby
leaving her love life for dead,
What then is
the point of this cock-a-doodle?
Why you ask
am I playing this tune on the fiddle?
Truth be
told, I have no clue mate,
But then
again, who says I have to make sense?
The Bilge Master
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