When his results came out,
He was dubbed consistent,
A back bencher of renown,
Was what he was known as,
With a history of failed exams under his belt,
Our hero tackled his education with a sense of nonchalant dread,
And one day, the fates smiled on him,
And bumped him up from 3rd Class to a First Divison instead,
The problem was this my friend,
Having been unsuccessful beforehand,
The person of whom I speak,
Had decided to give in,
To Delirium Tremens,
They published his obit in the local papers today,
Just another story, soon to be filed away
He was dubbed consistent,
A back bencher of renown,
Was what he was known as,
With a history of failed exams under his belt,
Our hero tackled his education with a sense of nonchalant dread,
And one day, the fates smiled on him,
And bumped him up from 3rd Class to a First Divison instead,
The problem was this my friend,
Having been unsuccessful beforehand,
The person of whom I speak,
Had decided to give in,
To Delirium Tremens,
They published his obit in the local papers today,
Just another story, soon to be filed away
The Bilge Master
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