Junkie

Wi-Fi and Bluetooth turning you on,

Gotta get a fix before dawn,

Or your ISP finds the bill overdue,

And cuts off your supply once again,

Sleep is for babies, there's so much to do,

Status updates and Instagram beckon to you,

Lost in a digital maze, with the world before you,

You press "Like" on a Grumpy Cat meme,

Your sister's birthday was your 144th Check In,

Your brother's convocation a WhatsApp conversation,

While your mother got remarried over Skype,

And Google+ dropped by with flowers when your father died,

While all this happened, your youth passed on,

And Life waved goodbye as you played another round of Candy Crush

The Bilge Master