Five More Minutes

Five minutes, that's all she said;
Impress me and I'll date you,
Fail and I'll forsake you,

I stood up and got down on one knee,
Alas! It wasnt to be

My mother opened the curtains and woke me from my sleep
And the girl of my dreams had gone,
Because it took me
Five more minutes, to fall asleep

The Bilge Master