My Kind of Crazy

To be my kind of crazy
You don't have to do much
Just be a zealot
Without a church
Or perhaps a cook
Without a recipe
My kind of crazy
Is a groovy hippie
With his own weed garden
And a psychedelic convertible
If you meet my kind of crazy
Stop and say hello
And in response
Be reminded of a song
My kind of crazy
Walks the streets at 3AM
Looking for love
They compose till dawn
And publish at midday
They are also professionals
At talking to themselves
You don't need no Chemical X
To be my kind of crazy
But it might help if you
Have a romance or two
My kind of crazy is warm and fluffy
And lives in a house with 15 cats and 12 different birds
Now tell me reader
Are you my kind of crazy too?

The Bilge Master