Stay online all day
All your moments uploaded
Either manually or automatically
As hashtags take over common sentences
While grammar whirls in it's grave
Each day a new photo or video to share
Each day a status or link to upload
Say goodbye to meeting friends
Because Watch Parties are the new BFF
So add a new post on Instagram
Update it on Twitter
Share on Facebook
Send edited photos on Snapchat
And repeat after me
I. Am. Free
The Bilge Master
The blatant truth .
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