So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

 

The last few hours have been exhilarating. I feel like really happy now and just cannot stop grinning like the Cheshire Cat!

The thing is I had my maths exam today.

Anticlimactic right?

Maths for me has always been a bit of a setback. For some reason, I never did do well in it. Things just kept getting worse, to tell you the truth. I used to see a sum and freak out. As a result of that, the paper inadvertently went to hell. This happened in class nine, during my ten boards and continued through to last year. Last year, I hit my all time low with my initial score being 14/100 to the score in my final being 9/100.

But not this time.

I might have mentioned that I’ve joined a new tutorial and the person who teaches me is amazing. She doesn’t only make you do sums you see, she makes you understand them. Yeah she has a low tolerance for nonsense but is quite a nice person. I guess attending the classes have knocked some sense into my otherwise nonsensical upper story! Full credit and heartfelt thanks to Ma'am! It’s 99% her and 1% me! 

I find that I am actually enjoying solving sums and somehow I am not getting scared of them anymore. That is what happened in todays paper. I took a stab at the first sum and then just started solving and having fun along the way. I managed to complete the paper with over 45 minutes to go, so I checked the sums and they were all correct! There’s just this ONE sum, a trig simplification that I couldn't get my head around. Ah well, there’s always the next exam to look forward to.

Yeah I said look forward to. Oh and the funniest bit. My old phobia did rear it’s head midway through the paper, like it’s done all these years. Unfortunately, I was differentiating a rather complex implicit function, so I really didn't want to play.

So, sorry man, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to find another guy’s head to mess with. I am not scared of maths anymore. That doesn't mean that I’m going to like ace every exam. That would be like stupid and arrogant.

Mind you, I didn't get as much as I was supposed to. But, no worries. After all, the next exam’s never really too far off! So all I’ve gotta do is

“Keep Calm and FIGHT THE FAIRIES!”

Now excuse me while I tackle my next exam. Communicative English to be precise.

Until next time

The Bilge Master

 

 

Tell me a Story

 

Tell me a story,

Spin me a yarn,

Take me back again

“Once upon a time”,

Soothe these flayed nerves,

With a little rhyme,

Or perhaps you might guide me to

The lands before time?

Around me here, people stare,

Some divide, others rule,

Some choose to ignore and are called fools,

Tell me a story,

Spin me a yarn,

Grow me a garden,

Bubbling with charm,

Let me listen,

To swansong, and give me wings

To rise above this din

Tell me a story,

Spin me a yarn,

Take me back again

“Once upon a time”

This is how I feel, after that night, when my dreams came true. 28.8.2012, Thank you!

 

The Bilge Master