Thursday, September 26, 2013

Thoughts of a Crackpot

My old man he was a preacher,
And on days he couldn't reach her,
He’d seek solace at the bottom of a pitcher,
And go the whole nine yards,
My first crush was my English teacher,
She had a daddy with a Winchester repeater,
Who couldn't stop her meeting her bloke at the theater
My sister hails from North Carolina,
And always wanted to marry this gangster called Tanner,
‘Cept the sheriff shot the guy full o’ lead,
Thereby leaving her love life for dead,
What then is the point of this cock-a-doodle?
Why you ask am I playing this tune on the fiddle?
Truth be told, I have no clue mate,

But then again, who says I have to make sense?

The Bilge Master

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Nightsimming

There are some things in this world that just cannot be described to you. You need to put yourself in the situation and drink it all in, much like what Bono (of U2) said in the song “Walk On”.
“You’re packing a suitcase for a place,None of us has been,A place that has to be believed, to be seen”

The thing is I had such an experience yesterday. We had a dinner invitation at one of my father’s friends’ house; Prabir jatha as I call him. His wife Subha Jethima is an awesome cook. Calling this person a friend would be an understatement, because him and dad are very close, having attended college together. They’ve basically seen me grow up and are like family to me.  We were also joined by a couple from the upstairs flat who brought with them jokes, an iPhone and biriyani.

We have moved by the way, quite a distance from our house in Salt Lake, to Sherwood Estate, which as it happens is close to where the aforementioned friend of Dad’s stays. This has worked out for me. Take yesterday for example- muffin platter the moment I sat down!

A word about Subha Jehima’s cooking would be an insult, so I will throw in an entire paragraph. Moong dal  of just the right consistency, dhokar dalna, as good as meat, and mutton. That mutton in itself deserves a Mahabharat-esque epic written about it. Permit me again to quote- “soft and warm, continuing” would describe it. The meat was soft, it was warm on the tongue and the helpings were continuing!

But here’s the crazy part. Prabir jatha suddenly announced he wanted ice cream. It was pushing midnight. We were yet to sample Jethima’s desserts. All of us at the table immediately sat up and began to plan what to do. We decided to take a drive and find ice cream, by hook or by crook. My parents went off home, so it was me Jethu, Jethima and the people from upstairs who trooped off in a car on our noble and delicious quest.

This was perhaps the second time I had been out for a drive this late. We crossed into Tollygunge, which resembled a ghost town. All we saw were some flashing signals and a cop here and there. From there, we headed to Jadavpur. Let me tell you that crossing Jadavpur University at 1.15 AM, staring out for open ice cream shops through a window conveniently misted over by AC fog is an experience. I lack the word power to describe exactly how that drive was, apart from unforgettable. It was sort of hard to believe that in just a few hours these intersections would be crawling with people and drivers in a perennial hurry would be honking or speaking in a colourful fashion. It seemed as though the city was recuperating.

Somehow, I get this feeling now in retrospect that there are some things that even non living things have to say to us. Or that could be the budding engineer in me speaking. Either way, chalk one up on the surreal experience index I will. We didn’t find the ice cream by the way, but we will one day!


The Bilge Master