1) Father went in, ashes came out
2) The text said "Happy Birthday". The tree said
"Time to go".
3) Whiskey by night. Hangover by day.
4) The actor bowed at
the end of the play. No one had stayed.
5) I came home tired. My dog wagged his tail. I revived.
6) Read Peter Pan. Took LSD. Found Neverland.
7) My calendar for today- C-Section at 10 am. Crematorium at 2pm.
8) The wedding photos were ready to speak a thousand words. The father couldn't speak a three letter word. He preferred the two letter opposite instead..
9) Lit a match. Inhaled the smoke. Coughed. #First_Smoke
10) Came home for spring break. Everyone had gone to my college.
The Bilge Master
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