In response to this article that one of my friends made me read this afternoon, here’s why marrying a Bong Guy is a good idea!
The reasons to marry a Bong Guy are numerous. Here are a few
1) He will probably show up at the wedding looking like this, so you can laugh at him and forget that you are being starved.
2) He may not be a Literature graduate, but he loves reading nonetheless and digs Tolstoy and Dostoevsky
3) He knows that Led Zeppelin and The Beatles or Bob Marley are musicians and Justin Beiber or Nicki Minaj are well…
4) He gets along with kids, so your nonod er chotto chele ceases to be a problem
5) Vivekananda Park er phuckhkawallah ore chena, kaji discounted phuckhka guaranteed!
6) In reference to 5, he will have Gelusil handy for just such a binge
7) He knows how to play the sitar and possibly owns a harmonium
8) His thakuma’s recipe file, with short cuts to most major recipes
9) Bargaining is second skin to him. Aatsho taka-r illish maach uni 300 taka te kine phirben
10) He rocks the pajama panjabi look and so will his kid, under his tutelage
11) Poilabaisakh er din e bari te ranna banna ebong khawa
12) He knows housework. Gone are the days when washing dishes was a task you had to do alone!
13) His elder brother is a globetrotter who sends him booze from Turkey
14) His uncle is ex-military and has a few stories to make your blood boil
15) His sister knows his deepest and darkest secrets. Cue insane afternoons filled with laughter!
16) He knows that this guy is the true James Bond, no matter how sexy Daniel Craig may be
17) He knows how to cook and is a master of a) kosha mangsho and b) chingri mach-er malai kari
18) He knows that the best mishti doi to be had is from Jadob Das on Rashbehari. This alone wins him brownie points
19) His friends will treat their boudi like the salt of the earth and will help with any problems any which way they can
20) A Bong means free sweets everytime something momentous happens. Complimentary ones on bijaya dashami
Now who could ask for more?
The Bilge Master
The reasons to marry a Bong Guy are numerous. Here are a few
1) He will probably show up at the wedding looking like this, so you can laugh at him and forget that you are being starved.
2) He may not be a Literature graduate, but he loves reading nonetheless and digs Tolstoy and Dostoevsky
3) He knows that Led Zeppelin and The Beatles or Bob Marley are musicians and Justin Beiber or Nicki Minaj are well…
4) He gets along with kids, so your nonod er chotto chele ceases to be a problem
5) Vivekananda Park er phuckhkawallah ore chena, kaji discounted phuckhka guaranteed!
6) In reference to 5, he will have Gelusil handy for just such a binge
7) He knows how to play the sitar and possibly owns a harmonium
8) His thakuma’s recipe file, with short cuts to most major recipes
9) Bargaining is second skin to him. Aatsho taka-r illish maach uni 300 taka te kine phirben
10) He rocks the pajama panjabi look and so will his kid, under his tutelage
11) Poilabaisakh er din e bari te ranna banna ebong khawa
12) He knows housework. Gone are the days when washing dishes was a task you had to do alone!
13) His elder brother is a globetrotter who sends him booze from Turkey
14) His uncle is ex-military and has a few stories to make your blood boil
15) His sister knows his deepest and darkest secrets. Cue insane afternoons filled with laughter!
16) He knows that this guy is the true James Bond, no matter how sexy Daniel Craig may be
17) He knows how to cook and is a master of a) kosha mangsho and b) chingri mach-er malai kari
18) He knows that the best mishti doi to be had is from Jadob Das on Rashbehari. This alone wins him brownie points
19) His friends will treat their boudi like the salt of the earth and will help with any problems any which way they can
20) A Bong means free sweets everytime something momentous happens. Complimentary ones on bijaya dashami
Now who could ask for more?
The Bilge Master
Nice 1..
ReplyDeleteGreat. But for someone who is not a Bengali, will face another kind of problem. She'll always be referred to as a "non-Bengali", as the Bengali's world is divided in two segments: Bengal and Non-Bengal. :)
DeleteI don't think that's too much of a problem. My sister in law is Korean. We love her nonetheless. Of course I may be speaking for a small part of the community
Deletetrue one... filmwallah
DeleteHahaha...that was delicious! You must have this as your ad on shaadi.com when you are good and ready in a few years! There will be a line outside your door in no time!
ReplyDeleteWell how about I make you my wedding planner then Rickie bhai? This blog still awaits a post by you by the way!
DeleteMy friends shared this link on my FB wall today knowing my fondness for Bong men and wish to marry one. After reading that, my faith is more strong! Especially points 1, 4, 10, 12 and 17-20!! Thanks for the education. :-)
ReplyDeleteThis is possibly the greatest compliment I have got. Many thanks and coongratulations!
DeleteWanted : A bong
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