Goodbye 2013. You will be missed. This is me wishing everyone a Happy New Year
The only
thing amiss about the man was the fact that he had a ton of wrinkles. He looked
about 40-something , he was possibly in his late thirties. And he had a lot of
wrinkles.
His job was
a simple one. He was for want of a better word, nothing but a desk clerk.
Granted, he had people looking at the stuff on his desk well before and all he
did was pass it on to his superior, a man who remained anonymous.
The word
superior is perhaps misused here, as basically, a number of partners handled
everything to do with an organization called WORLD. Yes WORLD.
Today, for
example our wrinkled hero awoke, had a leisurely shower, shaved and as always
took a long hard look at his face. At last count, there were 2013 wrinkles on
his face. He began to contemplate the 2013 years of WORLD. They had had their
problems no doubt, what with politics, wars and terrorists, not to mention the
usual ineffectual lazy workers that each organization happens to have.
The thing is
that today was a very important day. It was in fact the very last day. This was
the day that everything from the past year was evaluated by our hero and
mistakes or other issues were made note of. Ergo, he had a busy day ahead of
him.
He began
with the data that his colleague Death had placed in his in tray. He smiled
because along with Death, there was another file from Birth. Statistically,
Death and Birth should be almost equal.
Unfortunately, owing to a bunch of
disasters and other circumstances this year, equilibrium had not been maintained.
He made a mental note to speak to Mother Nature about her storms. He doubted
this would help, because she had every right to be pissed at WORLD because of
late they had taken her for granted. Unless that changed, things were dreary
indeed.
From the
Health and Disease department, things seemed OK. No major epidemics apart from
some bird flu, that had been contained. Crime had however risen and once again
our hero mused, some words needed to be had with the concerned parties, namely
Law and Order.
Perchance,
he happened to glance at his watch, which ironically went both ways. He alone
had the luxury of owning such a watch. Actually, owning is incorrect, since he
made the watch himself. He found that the day was almost at its end and in a
few hours, WORLD would enter its 2014th year.
He shut the
files and stashed them away. He got up from his desk and went to the bathroom
again. After he had done his business, he poured himself a neat Scotch and
soda.
Father Time
smiled and watched the dial of his clock. In a few hours, there would be a new
wrinkle on his face. A New Year would be upon WORLD. The slate wiped clean and
the pens refilled with ink.
Father Time waited,
and with him all of WORLD waited and watched the clocks countdown to midnight.
The Bilge Master
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