Artificial

Wake up, log on

Stay online all day

All your moments uploaded 

Either manually or automatically

As hashtags take over common sentences 

While grammar whirls in it's grave 

Each day a new photo or video to share 

Each day a status or link to upload 

Say goodbye to meeting friends

Because Watch Parties are the new BFF

So add a new post on Instagram

Update it on Twitter 

Share on Facebook

Send edited photos on Snapchat

And repeat after me 

I. Am. Free

The Bilge Master